I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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