somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i dont even know how to be here
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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