I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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