question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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