Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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