Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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