Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
