my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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