we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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