we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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