did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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