I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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