We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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