Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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