Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
People with herpes should wear stickers.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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