Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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