She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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