i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
so much tequila, so little girl.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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