i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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