Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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