I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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