i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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