do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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