Kiss
Puke
I love black thongs
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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