It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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