did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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