when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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