just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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