I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just found puke in my bra..
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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