My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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