Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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