i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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