talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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