TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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