did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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