she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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