ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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