fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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