she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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