Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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