I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You can't just leave with hair like that
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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