So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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