Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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