You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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