I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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