The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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