Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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