So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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