I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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