I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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