There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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