No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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